I love Jemaine more than you.

I know that you may have painted pictures of him or waited outside his house for him to come out so that you could "bump" into him by happenstance but our love is real. It is based on love and trust and, if he would just leave his wife, we could finally start that family he's been pressuring me to practice starting with him. I think we should get a cat first though. ... I know he'll love that idea because he's always saying how much he just LOVES all the pussy in the neighborhood. What do you guys think? Practice making babies without actually making them or pussy?

Who is following who?

So I became a "follower" to the "Anyone can have a blog" blogsite. Now those really cool girls are following me. So I guess I answered my own question about who was following who first, it wasn't like a deep philosphical question like the chicken and the egg; or was it? Your thoughts...

the blatest theory

blatest is my new word. it's the latest blog as the smarter few of you figured out already. it's like brangelina, only not totally lame. my friends zara and laura said that anyone can have a blog. this blog is to further their point. i hope you like it, and my new word, blatest.
i enjoy mocking others, especially republicans. " I have foreign policy experience because I can see Russia from my back yard!" maybe this can be a political blog.....no, no, no, there's waaayyyy too many of those as it is. well, i like to travel. maybe this can be a travel blog. yeah, that's it!
so i'm in seattle and waiting for the sun to shine on my face.....this could take awhile. any votes on where i should go next? the more people that subscribe to my blog, the funnier it will get so get typing people.
i think maybe this will be most successful as a mocking blogsite, there's definitely not enough of those....
Who will be the next to be mocked. You decide.